Miss Krista

Sooooo... I am on a mission.  If you know me, you will also know that this is equivalent to a dog and a bone... and this bitch rarely lets go. 

I have amazing people in my life.  Some of these people have had a tougher journey at finding love then others.  Not because they are not special (quite the contrary) but mostly because they attract the wrong type of person.  I have discovered that I am really talented at reading people and also really talented at writing (clearly being humble is not one of my qualities) so I figured that maybe I can assist the energy flow and re-align this for all the people that deserve to feel the power of love.  Yes, it's totally sappy but hey it really is the ONLY purpose in life.  Whether it's with your special someone, or with your amazing-bestest-friend-in-the-whole-wide-world, or your can't-live-without soul sister, or your children that-can't- do-no-wrong, this is the juice that makes the world go round.  If you are reading this blog, I challenge you to see if you have the missing "connector" somewhere orbiting in your life and then comment, or message me to see if we can get this deal done.  There is the perfect someone for everyone and I'm determined to prove it.

Meet Krista.  Krista is my first work wife.  She claimed that title back in the days when she worked with Chris at Best Buy.  They were the super duo that busted their ass to ensure Mr. Best Buy can add another luxury private jet to his collection.  If you don't know by now, Chris is a nerd.  I can't even give him the auspiscious title of Geek because Geeks make mega money thus buying them the honor of cool (AKA Bill Gates).  Nope, unfortunately for me this is not the case.  Chris gets really animated when anything video game, cartoons or comic related paraphenelia gets unleashed.  Bundle that with technology and what you have is a 6' walking orgasm.  If I asked him what client of ours just put a $10,000 deposit on an order, you'll get a blank look and an empty blink of his gorgeous lashes for dramatic flair.  Ask him what version of the Batman suit/costume was his favorite and all of a sudden his short term memory loss has miraculously resolved itself.  What's painful is that he will literally spend the next three weeks discussing all the versions, listed in chronological order and debate the pros and cons of each.  Given an unlimited amount of funds, he would fill his estate with Transformers, DC Comics, and all things Super Heroes.  Chris would be the TV star in "High-End Hoarders"  that made headlines because he got buried alive in plastic and die-cast metal crap made in China.  Luckily for me, our funds are limited and he has to spend it on boring things like food and electricity.

Well, Krista is the female version of my beloved Chris.  The major difference is she's shorter and she can't pee (as well) as Chris standing up.  When you get these two nerds together it's like reuniting She-Ra and He-Man... pretty much Care Bears and Rainbow Brites start shooting out of their auras for their love of all things Nerd.  I often stare in awe from the sidelines totally baffled at their "secret language" because I can't comprehend the debates of how Trunks levels up to super Saiyan 1, who's power is definitley "over 9000".  Oh, Chris and Krista also share an undying love of the Canucks.  Unlike myself, who yawns my way through at the seven minute mark of the 1st period and would pick my hockey pool on hotness factor.  To the dismay of these two diehards, I am also the first one to curse play-off facial structures.

What I respect most of Krista is her ambition.  She's in her early twenties and in the majority of her employment her leaders recognize that she is a woman that handles responsibilities and the stress that comes with it gracefully.  Even though her hobbies are youthful, her approach to life is very mature considering her life experience.  She works extremely hard and is fiercely loyal.  If I was in a war, she would be THE person that would take the bullet for me and even be gracious enough to say, "It's no big deal, that's why I have two eyes."  Her sense of humour is quick on the draw with varying levels of intelligent depth.  Like myself, there are several degrees of "burns" if you were lucky enough to be a recipient of her observations.  She is a natural giver and like most people with this gift this can become a double edge sword.  Many times, people use this to their advantage and keep withdrawing from the account without reciprocating with deposits. 

Krista gets excited about EVERYTHING in life.  She has trudged through a lot of shit but you won't find her complaining about it.  In her world, there is a positive spin on everything and she usually is the one to remind people of the silver lining.  Some other random things about her.  She is an identical twin.  She likes to think she's a bad ass and practices kick-boxing religiously 3-4 times a week.  Realistically she's more like a walking ray of sunshine with some boxing gloves.  She is studying at BCIT in the faculty of Business.  She has these beautiful blue eyes and a disarming smile.  I love her flawless skin and rich deep dark brown hair (which I have been told is naturally strawberry blonde, but she dyes it because she doesn't want people to thinks she's a ditz).   

Krista deserves a total sweetheart with a heavy dose of "nerd."  Her equal will require some mega IQ, a hilarious sense of humor, someone who is confident in themself (so has their shit together), is adventurous, and understands that Krista is their number one priority. 

P.S.  If you have a man that unbashingly owns a Green Lantern t-shirt then it's a mega bonus.