Medically Insignificant and Inconclusive

Yesterday I had a wee bit of what I have affectionately been calling a "heart palpitation" episode.  This hasn't occurred for a couple months now but it still derails me a bit because I essentially work by myself so if something major was to occurr I'm not exactly confident that I can take care of myself.

My barrage of medical experts have put me through the gammut of cardiovascular testing because the symptoms of my "heart attack" day gave enough alarms that they had to investigate all possibilities just in case.  I have been through stress tests, Holter moniter tests, ultrasounds, EKG tests, chest scans, and a whack load of blood/urine tests.  Everything has so far come back as "medically insignificant" or "medically inconclusive."  Both my heart doctor and family doctor have collaborated and want me to do one more test so they can close my case and sleep better at night knowing they have completed their due diligence.

In the assessment process the cardiologist asks about my stress levels prior to the first event.  I comment that it is high but not normally higher then my usual pace.  I have a high pain threshold for stimulation.  He then proceeds and asks about my occupation, my marriage, raising a young family, my mental state, my financial situation, my sex life and if I had taken up any new hobbies like recreational drugs.  Oh... right... now that you mentioned it I did develop a really fierce crack habit.  Thank goodness we're having this conversation because it would have never dawned on me that my cocaine addiction would make your heart beat slightly louder and out of rhythm.  He was being so aggressive in his questioning that it felt like I was being interrogated for being a spy because I just kept saying "Nope" or "That's the same."  I got so frustrated with his subtle undertone that I was lying about my current situation that I finally just blurted out, "I am feeling anxious because I think the world is off its axis.  Something huge is going to happen to humanity but so many people are retarded that they aren't even aware that its happening."  You should have seen his face.  It looked like someone slapped the guy with last week's dirty underwear.  My doctor paused, leaned back into his chair and took a deep breath.  I think I just upgraded my boring status from "medically insignificant" to an exciting "mentally unstable."  He analyzes my body language and then asks if I was being serious or funny.  I tell him I am seriously funny.  He then employs a textbook concept and applies reverse psychology, "So why do you think you are experiencing this?"  I hold his intense gaze and say, "Maybe my body is preparing for the acceptance of a higher frequency of energy.  Or maybe my third eye has just been activated.  Or maybe my DNA is restructuring for the ascenscion to the 5th dimension."  My doctor bursts out laughing and says, "Okay Huong I get it.  You don't want to talk to me about this anymore."  He tells me he always likes my humorous perception on life and then writes up a requisition to have the final test, which is the angiogram, scheduled. 

I have been quite the trooper and followed all their directions and scheduling as request but have been putting off the angiogram test for about 3 months now.  I am not really confident that having dye injected in me will prove that my bizarre palpitations will show a medically signifcant illness.  Actually the last two weeks I have been feeling extremely fatigued, lack of motivation to work, feeling antsy and just out of sorts and my normally sharp brain is all cloudy.  I am not sure if it's a vacation hangover or if I am picking up the vibrations of the Earth again.  I know I have that ability to pick up energies so it's not too far fetch to say I am picking up a Global frequency.  Hmmmmm... anyone else out there feeling a shift?